REX KNOXVILLE

Rex is a Southerner with oodles of charm. He objectifies the jocks who flock to his class for one titillating lecture after another on human sexuality. If there’s a way around a rule, Rex finds it. And if he can’t, he’ll see fit to break it. The recent Cum Canyon transplant regularly screens porn during his lessons and encourages his students to touch themselves if they see fit. Rex promotes the thorough exploration of all spectrums of his students’ sexuality and stresses the importance of enjoying every step of the journey. While his pupils adored the sexy Southern charmer, Principal Ryder initially had reservations about Rex’s lack of discretion. After sitting through the instructor’s lesson on sex party etiquette, Principal Ryder offered some notes on editing specific topics for appropriateness, which promptly found a home in Rex’s wastebasket. Tells himself every year he'll visit his mother, but still hasn't gone back home since going to Cum Canyon University.