MITCH RYDER

The principal of Cum Canyon High and divorced father of two loves to fuck his students as much as he loves fucking strangers. He is tanned, ruggedly handsome, and towers over just about everyone in his presence. While he has a healthy appetite for indiscriminate sex, he has thus far resisted allowing the campus to embrace the wanton sexual nature of Cum Canyon.

Fun Fact: When he graduated from Cum Canyon High, he showed up in a cap and gown splattered with cum.